Hedward Potato

 History: 

Hedward was chosen to be the Guardian of the Stans a very long time ago.

There's not much more history than that. He mainly was with Van Stan,

and eventually, Hedward discovered of the Plan of Stan. He decided for the good of

the continued existence of reality, realty, and himself, that he would kill the man

he had sworn to protect.

 Charles Harlem Boloney Stan: 

Hedward continued to follow Van Stan's son, who was much more clever than his

father, but less strong, due to the lack of the usual Stan training.